Below are several e-mails that have been sent to The Funnel Web Page
Subject: Beer bongs
Date: 10/12/99 23:47:07 GMT Standard Time
From: drunkenchet@beer.com (chet)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
I like the web page. I myself have been a big fan of beer bonging for some time. I think it is about damn time someone did some research on it. I did notice, however, a lower quality of beer bong represented on your page. Here is my own favourite beer bong. Begin with a 5-gallon water bottle, the kind that offices use. Cut the top off to turn it into a giant funnel. Then use a piece of PVC hose with an inch interior diameter after reducing from mouth of bottle. At the bottom put a ball valve, the kind that you can turn 90 degrees and make completely open or shut. This type of bong changes the whole act of beer bonging . . . You can put immense amounts of beer in the top, and people can consume it one after another, in a line, using the valve to stop when they are done. The coolest thing we ever did, however was place a 'T' after the valve, which allows two people to go face-to-face, great for parties. Also, the bonging beers you recommended, seemed somewhat inferior to our American bonging beers, many of which are cheap as dirt, and taste much like piss. My favourite is Milluaki's best ICE. 6.0alc and a 12 pack - (144 oz, approx. 4.1L) costs just under 4 dollars. Not to be consumed without a beer bong, however.
Chet
http://www.beer.com
Subject: none
Date: 01/06/99 02:38:18 GMT Daylight Time
From: sue@spare30.freeserve.co.uk
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Thanks 4 the info on funnels, I'll have to try it sometime. May I recommend "Force 10" or Crest lagers. These are readily available from your local Rosemead bevvy shop, goodbye.
DANNY SPARE!!!!!
Subject: Top ten beers.
Date: 1/23/99 8:35:59AM
From: XONXE138@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey,
I don't know if you get it in Britain, but the best beer for funneling out here is called "Olympia". It's not the best tasting but it's light and goes down real easy. Not sure about the alcohol percentage tho'.
Goat
Subject: nice pics
Date: 1/22/99 11:09:58PM
From: Melons1399@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
I like your web page, very good idea! Where are you guys from? I am from CT. I like your pics, but I got some better ones! I don't have a scanner or I would send them to you.
Later
Jen
Subject: Beer funnels
Date: 8/15/99 11:09:58PM
From: DanMiller@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey,
I just tried funneling in my bathroom at home for the first time; I screwed up. I have a five foot long tube, and I poured the beer in through the funnel. I used my thumb as a stop, and let it come to the edge of the tube. I then let go, and the entire beer sprayed out within half a second, and I got none in my mouth, the velocity would have blown me away. I only have a week before I return to college, and if I can't funnel I'll look like a fool . . . . . HELP! Am I doing something wrong? How do I funnel? I'm so confused. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Dan Miller :)
P.S. Please respond as soon as possible.
Subject: Great Webpage!!
Date: 16/01/99 04:28:00 GMT
From: TapdaKeg1@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey I love your web page. As an avid beer-bonger it's great to see that there are many more of us out there. The only suggestion I have is to put a valve at the end of your bong. This allows for easier bonging and you don't have to hold your finger over the end while you wait for the foam to settle. There are just a few of us girls here that are brave enough to bong a beer, but those of us that do know what we're talking about :-) If I can get a good pic of one of our bongs before I get too drunk one night I'll e-mail it to ya and let you see how we do things here in Idaho...Talk to ya later.
Breanna
Subject: hey
Date: 12/1/99 22:39:46
From: ImAshley99@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey
I just wanted to say that your web page is really cool and informative. I'm really glad to know that my friends and I are not the only "funnelers" around. I don't see too many of us anymore. It's good to know that ya'll are around and even making up web pages. Thanks for telling me about this. Keep in touch with me.
Later,
Ashley
Subject: whats up
Date: 20/12/98 21:43:53 GMT
From: Lynx1117@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey I looked at your web page and i think it's pretty cool. I like to funnel a lot I think it is so much more of a rush than just sitting there on your ass drinking. But having contests are the best. Well i just wanted to tell you thanks for sending me the page i'll tell people about it.
From
Crystal
Rockaway.Nj
(Lynx1117@aol.com)
Subject: none
Date: 29/12/99 19:53:29 GMT Standard Time
From: cballz@kidrock.com (Clay Ballz)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey guys, I absolutely love your web page. I've been making bonging contraptions since high school. We have made beer bongs with the capability of holding 16 cans of beer, it is split about half way up hose into four separate tubes it makes it very easy take down 4 beers. Using the PVC attachments you can make it a three person or a two person. As soon as I get my scanner working I will send some pictures in, this is pretty impressive. The best beer to drink in a bong is any cheap Ice beer made in Canada or the United States. IceHouse. Shlitz Ice, LiteICE. Gets me fucked up quick.
P.S. never try boilermakers beer + whiskey + funnel = puke
I'd quit drinking, but God DAMNIT Clay Carlson is not a quiter!
Subject: The Funnel!!!
Date: 08/01/00 18:07:18 GMT Standard Time
From: jopeteandkids@ukonline.co.uk
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Your web page is excellent; I find it appealing and cool. Your information on funnelling and why it was invented is quite boring though. I think, that funnelling, or Beer Bonging, is still THE best way to get absolutely hammered! Many a night have I found my way stumbling down the road, on the way home. So lets all of us give a big shout out to the inventor of the greatest invention of all time, the funnel!!!
Subject: Beer Bongs and Beer Funnels
Date: 08/02/00 21:01:31 GMT Standard Time
From: Jess00420@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Great site!!! I am gonna make one of those phat funnels! Thanks
Subject: double the fun
Date: 08/02/00 22:25:40 GMT Standard Time
From: Wahine357@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
First let me start off by saying that your web page rocks. But, I must enlighten you on my good friend "double trouble" the 2 person beer bong. All it requires is a bigger funnel, a piece of PVC piping that has one outlet on one side and two on the other. Its way more fun racing your friends, and finding out who the real drinker of your group is. Keep the web page up, boys.
Shelagh
Subject: a little friendly competition
Date: 09/02/00 21:33:19 GMT Standard Time
From: kev_and_jo@hotmail.com (Kevin Klaassen)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
We in Canada have a beer bong that will make you guys run like little schoolgirls.
As soon as I get the picture scanned you will have it.
It is made for men, by men.
You must respect it.
Bow to the mighty bong.
Subject: BEER BONG
Date: 11/02/00 17:02:08 GMT Standard Time
From: DLAROSA13@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
You guys have too much time on your hands, but... PARTY ON!!!!!!!!! This web site was a hoot I love It. Did a fair amount of funneling in high school and on into college. My only suggestion is to make sure that the beer is not very cold, cool to warm beer goes down easier and does not lead to "Icecream headaches"
CHEERS, GOOD ON YA, &
PEACE BE THE JOURNEY
Subject: The Funnel Web Page
Date: 12/02/00 01:00:45 GMT Standard Time
From: Tdoorknob@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Absolutely wonderful, one suggestion. Can you sell beer bongs, The kind that you could not find anywhere else. I like the beer suggestions, but any one who bongs beer knows all that stuff. Tell people if you mix two beers, like a beer cocktail bong, give it a creative name. Thanks for telling me about your web site I will pass it along to other beer bongers.
TDoorknob
Subject: Beer Bongs and Beer Funnels
Date: 13/02/00 01:46:00 GMT Standard Time
From: NOFX2889@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Your site kicks some major ass. I've loved beer bongs ever since my first beer (which was from a bong of course). I just have a suggestion for you guy's theme song, if you want one that is. Well as you can see NOFX is my favourite band and they have a damn good song called beer bong. Check it out it kicks.
Subject: none
Date: 19/02/00 12:52:17 GMT Standard Time
From: acodhead@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
I am very impressed with the amount of research that has gone into this page. I never knew there was so much in funnelling! I am obviously going to have to look into this myself before I can make any more comments.
Subject: wicked!
Date: 19/02/00 13:33:55 GMT Standard Time
From: cuddlyg411@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Yeah mate! ill go an make one of them funnels now! LOL
Later!
G
Subject: ROCK ALL DAY AND WHISKEY ALL NITE
Date: 21/02/00 12:58:53 GMT Standard Time
From: BONGZILLAstash@aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
This is a kick ass page it makes me thirsty. Also I think I might have to try out some of the beers you have listed. Some pot photos and this page would be complete.
Subject: Some Suggestion
Date: 23/02/00 20:50:15 GMT Standard Time
From: ajbruns44@yahoo.com (Aaron Bruns)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Dear Fellow Bongers,
I just visited your web page and was very impressed. I have been a fellow competitor in the beer bonging world for about six years and I have seen and experienced some funny shit in my day.
However I have one Idea that has been allowing me to bong Guinness with Little or no froth. First of all never put your thumb over the end of the tube rather hold it higher than the level of beer in the funnel, it won't spill trust me. Once you have the entire contents of that wonderful beer in your funnel then slowly lower the hose. This will force the foam that is ahead of the beer in the tube to spill out. "extreme caution should be taken as to not spill the Damn Beer". Now with the level of beer at the apex of the tube carefully place your mouth over it and seal it with your tongue. Your ready for action. For the more advanced user try putting a shamrock in the top layer of froth, this will make it a true Guinness. "This is a full proof method for any froth problem".
-Good Luck-
A.J. Bruns
Subject: hello
Date: 09/03/00 02:44:50 GMT Standard Time
From: BabieGirl6669aol.com
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hi I love the beer bonging website. The guys on the page are hot. You people kick azz. I would love to have a boyfriend that looked like one of those guys. I would give it up to them.
Subject: none
Date: 12/03/00 03:29:18 GMT Standard Time
From: natrabel@email.msn.com (natrabel)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hey how's it going. You guys have a pretty cool website but, the bigger the bong the better the party (size does matter) Me and some of my friends have developed a 2 1/2 meter bong with 2 1/2 cm PVC pipe. Thats 8ft and 1 inch (standard) It holds over a 6 pack of beer. The downforce pushes a complete beer down your throat in less than 2 seconds. But anyway we do like the website and keep on drinking like fish. Feel free to drop me a mail if you want to share some tips. My email is: igetnone6@hotmail.com, My name is Neil and i'm a member of the Boot Factor 5 drinking club. See ya
Subject: STELLA AND MY NEW FUNNEL
Date: 13/03/00 10:01:20 GMT Standard Time
From: stellagod@hotmail.com (Forrest Gump)
To: thefunnelwebpage@hotmail.com
Hay love them funnels. My name is Forrest Gump, I like to run and drink that 5.2% god called Stella Artois. For just £8.28 around here I can have 12 cans of god thats 69p a can. After seeing them funnels I went out made one and because of that I don't remember my weekend. I must see you living legends and drink so much. How would I get in contact with you lot? I'm down here in London where the STELLA is cheep and bootleged. Hope to here from you great people.
STELLA IS GOD!
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